They really just called Toto “Susie Wolff’s husband”
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me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?
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my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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So, my A E S T H E T I C wallpaper app on my phone not only contains a radio station, a fake version of Windows 95 and a calculator, but it also lets you create images and… Well I think they are my calling.
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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
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Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!
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Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
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